3 takeaways from The Bachelorette Men Tell All snooze-fest

The Bachelorette Men Tell All was a bit of a snooze-fest. Here are three takeaways from the show that was two hours too long.

Did you watch the Bachelorette Men Tell All on Monday night? If not, you didn’t miss much. The drama that ABC promised in the previews didn’t amount to much. But we did get to see Wills in one of his signature plaid suits, so that’s a plus.

Here are our takeaways from the least dramatic Men Tell All in the history of The Bachelorette.

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Jordan still has his gold underwear

Remember when Becca gifted Jordan a pair of gold boxers? He still has them.

Fortunately, he didn’t strip down to his briefs during the Men Tell All, but he did yank some of the fabric up above his belt to prove that he didn’t re-gift them to another model. Wonder how his new bride-to-be feels about that?

Jason auditioned for the next Bachelor

Clearly, Jason wants to hand out roses in January.

He cut his hair and toned down on the gel (why did you change, Jason? I liked that 80s look!).

Jason also hit a good balance of “I’m still a bit heartbroken” and “I’m ready to find love again.”

Jason is Chris Harrison’s top pick for the next Bachelor, so we’ll see how much clout Chris has when the announcement is made in late August/early September.

Colton is still a virgin

Bachelor/ett producers LOVE exploiting virgins. Becca Tilley, Ashley Iaconetti, Scallop Fingers (can’t recall her name, but I think she was a virgin?), and now, Colton.

He shed a tear talking about it and that’s when I threw my sock at the TV. Enough already. Colton was insulted by the perfume guy who should have been carted out the door along with his cheesy perfume. Then Chris Harrison pretended that he was genuinely interested in Colton’s virginity.

The whole storyline is tiring and we hope producers don’t push Colton to talk about his virgin status non-stop on Bachelor in Paradise. It’s his business and who cares? We’re positive he will eventually find the right girl and do the deed, but it’s none of anyone’s business.

See? You didn’t miss much if you skipped the Men Tell All.

But you don’t want to miss next week’s Bachelorette season finale. It’s going to be a tear-jerker.

Watch the Bachelorette season finale starting at 8 p.m. ET on Monday, August 6.