Bachelorette’s Jean Blanc launches new perfume, smells like wrong reasons
By Ruby Maxwell
Just days after we watched Bachelorette Becca sent contestant Jean Blanc home, the colognoisseur is pimping out his new fragrance line on Instagram.
Well, now we know contestant Jean Blanc was not on the Bachelorette for the right reasons. After telling Becca what he thought she wanted to hear (a fake AF “I love you”), he’s trying to capitalize on his (hopefully) short-lived TV-show fame.
Jean Blanc, know as a “colognoisseur” (what!?), announced earlier this week that he is launching a new line of women’s perfume. Yeah, he’s trying to sell us something that totally smells like the WRONG REASONS — and he’s trying to guilt us into buying it. Read on…
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On episode 4, Becca sent Jean Blanc home before the cocktail ceremony because she (1) didn’t have a connection with him, (2) knew he was not being sincere, and (3) couldn’t stop thinking about her date with Garrett.
After making a fool of himself on national TV, Jean Blanc is counting on fans to support his new business.
We smelling a total fail for the cologne guy — mostly because it now appears he didn’t go on the show to find love.
He, like many other contestants, probably figured he could make some money selling products on Instagram if he appeared on the show.
Jean Blanc’s perfume smells like WRONG REASONS
Sure, most contestants promote products after they are on the show, but Jean Blanc’s perfume launch smells especially fake.
His new perfume is called Toujours Rose (translates to Forever Rose). I think he should have named it Wrong Reasons, but he didn’t consult me.
“Proud to announce that we are donating part of the proceeds from the sale of my new fragrance #toujoursrose (forever rose) to the #metoo movement, as well as another charity to be named at a later time. Can’t wait to discuss this at great length.”
Blah, Blah, Blah….
Of course, he has to guilt everyone into possibly buying it because he claims that part of the proceeds from the perfume sales will go to the #MeToo movement and another un-named charity.
Seriously? An un-named charity? AKA your bank account, Jean Blanc.
Something smells fishy.
We’re going to TRY to give Jean Blanc the benefit of the doubt that he’s going to send some money to a worthy cause. That’s if anyone buys a bottle of
Wrong Reasons
Toujours Rose.
We’re pretty sure Becca won’t be wearing the fragrance to the Bachelorette Men Tell All!
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Watch The Bachelorette (without Jean Blanc) on Monday nights at 8 p.m. ET on ABC.