Bachelor fans had plenty to tweet about during Arie’s overnight dates, but Becca’s ex, Ross, stole the show.
It was easy to sleep through the first seven (boring) episodes of The Bachelor. However, most of us were jolted awake during the overnight dates episode when Arie started acting like he was trying out for the lead on The Sister Wives.
On Monday night, Arie told Becca, Lauren, and Kendall that he was in love with them. Was he trying to one-up Ben Higgins? At least Ben appeared to be genuine.
After convincing all three girls they were the love(s) of his life, he grabbed the key to the Fantasy Suite and went running for the bed.
Or in Becca’s case, a sleeping bag in a tent. I’m still furious about that — she deserved better. Like a hotel room with a bunch of her best friends — far, far away from Arie.
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And then there’s Ross, Becca’s ex. He just happened to arrive in Peru looking hot AF. Threw some flowers in Becca’s directions, talked about the Notebook and walked away when she said she was in love with cardigan-loving Arie, a guy she’s known for about 9.5 hours. See ya’ in Paradise, Ross.
Bachelor tweet-storm
Every week, Twitter lights up when The Bachelor is on. Most of the tweets are hilarious. Some are downright mean. And others speak the truth.
We can only imagine what Twitter will be like next week when Arie turns the season finale into a total sh*t show and becomes the franchise’s most disliked Bachelor.
For now, let’s focus on some of the tweets that made the overnight dates episode more entertaining.
There seems to be a theme here — Lauren is boring, Becca’s ex-boyfriend is hot, and Arie took full advantage of fantasy suite sex.
Arie to Kendall after the fantasy suite: “I’m a race car driver, I’ve made a career of finishing fast. My bad.” #TheBachelor
— Sean T. Leahy (@seantleahy) February 27, 2018
Lauren’s excited face. #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/Cezr20AGMz
— Cynthia Navarro (@Cynthesizer92) February 27, 2018
#thebachelor Becca...RUN FOR YOUR LIFE !!!!!!
— LiL (@Liliane7) February 27, 2018
"I gained alot of clarity last night" is code for 'we had sex'. #TheBachelor
— ⚘JC⚘ (@MissJenn22673) February 27, 2018
I can’t wait for this season to be over, so I don’t have to watch Arie suck face with these women anymore. #TheBachelor
— Rebecca Freiboth (@rebeccafreiboth) February 27, 2018
Becca, the best date ever? You are the third woman in 3 days that he’s banged, I hope he wrapped it and you get him tested. #SafetyFirst #TheBachelor
— 🙉sandie🙉 (@SandieC70) February 27, 2018
*Lauren’s face after Arie says he loves her*
— T-Rex Handjob (@trexhandjob) February 27, 2018
*Lauren’s face when she stubs her toe*
*Lauren’s face after she wins lottery*
*Lauren’s face at a funeral*
#TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/CvOlw47TK1
Ross when he finds out Becca might get engaged to a guy who wears cardigans and goes to bed at 8. #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/eaJ9fCwvBl
— Accept This Rose (@IWatchBachelor) February 27, 2018
Arie: "There's a card here... it's from Chris Harrison... he wants us to have sex"#TheBachelor
— Robby’s Burner Account (@ChrisHandsomeH) February 27, 2018
Ohhhh... got it... so the fatasy suite is just a conversation room. I thought it was something else. Thanks for clearing that up #TheBachelor
— Lucas Yancey - Whaboom Yman (@LucasYancey) February 27, 2018
i wanted Becca.
— 🌹 (@its__melyssa) February 27, 2018
Then I wanted Tia.
Then I wanted Kendall .
Now I don't care who gets the final rose #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/5LDKzLshGW
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Watch The Bachelor season finale on March 5 at 8 p.m. ET on ABC.