The Bachelorette Season 16: Bachelor Odds after Week 7
By Bachelor Bob
The Bachelorette Season 16: Globetrotters
While there’s obviously not going to be international (or domestic) travel this season, these guys would be on the fringe of making it to an ~exotic destination if The Bachelorette Season 16 was filmed in COVID-free times.
11. Blake Moynes (100-1)
I’m not quite sure how this guy is still around. He was so in love with Clare after two days that he was brought to tears when she left. And he’s now all of a sudden pivoted to being in love with Tayshia. Red flags everywhere. Not to mention the fact that Tayshia asked him about some things his exes would say that he needs to work on and he replied saying something like, “I have great relationships with all of my exes.” Yeah, right. Ok, sure. Take a lap.
10. Ed (100-1)
No disrespect to Ivan, but Ed had one of the best one-on-one dates of all time. Production pulled a fast one on poor Ed as he tried to walk over to Tayshia’s room to get some extra time with her. These schemers sent Ed to Chris Harrison’s suite at 2:30 in the morning.
It was one of the most diabolical production moves of all time and it was one of the highlights of not only this episode, not only this season but of my life. I enjoyed every second that the two of them were on screen. Ed is a complete doofus and Chris Harrison is just flat out not paid enough for his job. If you’re not going to go back and watch Ivan’s date at least do yourself the service of going back to watch Ed’s.
I’m totally kidding, please go watch Ivan’s date again it was incredible.
9. Spencer (40-1)
Spencer went from the first impression rose directly to the back seat. I don’t think he’ll be around much longer after getting no significant screen time for the second week in a row.
The Bachelorette Season 16: Paradise All-Stars
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8. Bennett (20-1)
Ranking Bennett one slot after Noah was tough for me. I’m the president of the Bennett fan club, but I just don’t know if he and Tayshia have a shot here. He’s a low-key softie and seems to really be developing feelings for her and I’m not mentally nor emotionally ready for him to have his heart broken, but I’ll be here to pick up the pieces when it happens. The good news is that it seems like Bennett will take Noah down with him because Bennett is famously there for love, not to breastfeeding Noah.
7. Noah (20-1)
Noah is the absolute worst. I’m not going to give him much time here, but he stirred the pot BIG TIME and I’m so sick of people who pull this crap. He flat out lied to Tayshia’s face, which caused her to skip the cocktail party, thus resulting in Dr. Joe’s departure. If Blake Moynes is going to take a lap, Noah needs to take at least a hundred laps.
6. Riley (15-1)
Riley is a silent assassin. It’s actually not his fault though. It’s the production and editing departments’ faults. Put this man on our televisions.
5. Demar (15-1)
JPJ slander aside, Demar wrote one of the best songs of all time and performed it live in front of Tayshia and the men. Mocha Latte was released to the public the same day as Grammy nominations were announced, so it wasn’t eligible for this year’s awards. Rest assured, though, it will be nominated for at least a few next year.