The Bachelor Season 26: Who is already an early contender?

The Bachelor Season 26: The Too-Goods

#1: Cassidy, 26

Hometown: LA

Occupation: Executive Recruiter

Cassidy’s cast bio states that she is bold and blunt and very seemingly unafraid to speak her mind, no matter who’s around. For those reasons, she almost landed herself on the ‘Crazies’ part of this ranking list; however, upon first glance impressions, to me, she’s more like a fuddy-duddy, too-good-to-be-here type of girl.

I never like to pre-judge someone (even though that’s kinda my job here); however, there have been plenty of guys and girls that have proven me wrong season after season. But will Cassidy prove me wrong? Only time will tell!

#2: Ency, 28

Hometown: Burbank, California

Occupation: Sales Manager

Ency’s cast bio states all of these things that she wants from her man. Well, if you ask me, why should you want so much right from the beginning? That just leads to trouble and to be honest, I feel like she’ll spend almost her entire time on this show comparing Clayton to her exes, listing all of these things that she wants from him, or just straight up wasting poor Clayton’s time.

Thoughts?

#3: Hunter, 28

Hometown: Charlotte, North Carolina

Occupation: Human Resources Specialist

Hunter. Was. A. Disney. Princess. First of all, ew. And second of all, I feel like her ‘Princess’ energy will do damage to her chances because she’ll feel like she’s deserving to be treated in such a way.

And don’t get me wrong, while all girls do deserve to be treated like royalty by whomever their partners are, there are definitely boundaries and lines to be drawn here. Oh, Hunter. Go use your magic wand to fly you home. Please and thanks.

#4: Ivana, 31

Hometown: Queens, New York

Occupation: Bar Mitzvah Dancer

In her cast bio, she states that she is a multi-dater who has dated all sorts of men (practically all types) that NYC has to offer. To me, that also means that maybe she feels like she ‘knows it all’ and knows ‘too much’ to be here…can we say a true and honest ‘too-good-to-be-here’?

Absolutely we can. Ugh. Ew.

#5: Kira, 32

Hometown: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Occupation: Physician

She’s a doctor, showed up in a doctor outfit with lingerie underneath it, and walks around like she owns the place. Enough said. Get her out of here.

#6: Mara, 32

Hometown: Collingswood, New Jersey

Occupation: Entrepreneur

Here’s all that I have to say: If I hear her mention marinara sauce or her being saucy one more time, I’m going to lose my s*** and have a fit. Please relax, Mara. You ain’t s***. Byeeeeee.