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The Bachelor Season 26: Who is already an early contender?

By Giovanna Mengarelli

THE BACHELORETTE - ABC's "The Bachelorette" stars Clayton. (ABC/Craig Sjodin)
THE BACHELORETTE - ABC's "The Bachelorette" stars Clayton. (ABC/Craig Sjodin) /
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The Bachelor's Claire
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The Bachelor Season 26: The Crazies

#1: Claire, 28

Hometown: Virginia Beach, Virginia

Occupation: Spray Tanner

First of all, Claire’s job title/job description just makes me wanna puke in all honesty. Don’t know why. Second of all, you know how some people just have that face that’s either punchable or just makes you cringe? Yeah, that’s Claire.

And although she’s got a big personality and is ready for another shot and chance at finding love, she just seems like someone who wouldn’t necessarily start all of the drama in the house, but one of those bandwagoners who will just go along with all of the other crazy b****es in the house.

We. Shall. See. Folks. Can’t. Wait.

Gabby Windey
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#2: Gabby, 30

Hometown: Denver, Colorado

Occupation: ICU Nurse

Does anybody out there watch the TV show Big Brother? Well, Gabby here reminds me of one of the most recent contestants named Hannah Chaddah. I didn’t like her. In fact, I absolutely hated her gameplay and her personality, so part of me just feels like poor Gabby is just guilty by association. Oops.

And although she is a dog-lover (which for that alone I absolutely love her), she also mentions emotional depth (ew) in her cast bio and it also states “Not only is she beautiful…” I mean come on, narcissist much? I smell nothing but trouble, drama, and screaming coming from The Gabster. Sorry, not sorry. But is she Victoria Larson material? We shall see…

Thank you. Next.

Hailey Malles
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#3: Hailey, 26

Hometown: Orlando, Florida

Occupation: Pediatric Nurse

First of all, congrats and thank you for the work that you do as a Peds Nurse; however…onto the gossip and good stuff over here.

Hailey’s cast bio states that (paraphrasing here) she’s ready to compete for Clayton’s heart and love at no cost. That to me means that she’s not afraid to start drama, rumors, and make other girls cry–all, of course, while not being afraid to skinny dip (something that was also completely unnecessarily mentioned within her cast bio. Although her work is admirable, her first impression, to me, is not. Oops. Sorry.

(ABC/John Fleenor)
(ABC/John Fleenor) /

#4: Jill, 26

Hometown: Scituate, Rhode Island

Occupation: Architectural Historian

Whenever someone mentions something like ’emotional maturity’ in their cast bio(s) or interviews or confessionals, they’re automatically added to my list–and for those of you that know me, you know that list.

Jill, for me, seems like she’d be the silent but deadly one. She strikes me as having the sort of abilities to be like Jamie from Michelle’s season; Jill may start a rumor to the other ladies in the house, but then not fess up when approached by Clayton.

Hmm..although her job title seems pretty dang cool (I’m interested to see how she describes it to Clayton and the cameras), she just rubs me the wrong way. Already.

Is that a good sign or a bad sign? Only time will tell, yall, only time will tell!

(ABC/John Fleenor)
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#5: Serene

Hometown: Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Occupation: Elementary School Teacher

First of all, no offense, but with a name like ‘Serene’, I can just totally see her being the complete and total opposite, so maybe her name should be ‘Chaotic‘.

She just seems like someone who would be way too quiet and mousey for me. Like someone who is just going to do absolutely nothing but…get. on. my. nerves.

Maybe she’ll prove me wrong; we’ll see.

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