The Bachelorette Season 18: Who is already an early contender?
The Bachelorette Season 18: The Too-Manly-Buff-And-Strong-To-Be-Here-Men
#1: Brandon J., 26
Hometown: Portland, Oregon
Profession: Traveling Nurse Recruiter
First of all, when someone’s cast bio begins with a comment such as ‘he may be young, but…’, that just rubs me the wrong way; in fact, it makes me think that he thinks that he going to have to prove something. Also, Brandon J.’s smug face just makes me think that he’ll be a fighter and/or a potential trouble-maker. While we love to see it, please don’t do it; you only make yourself look idiotic.
#2: Casey, 36
Hometown: Miami Beach, Florida
Profession: Advertising Creative Director
When Casey smiles, he seems harmless; however, in this particular cast picture, he just looks like someone who has the potential to take his success and life and use it against other people, if that makes sense (BTW, I hope that doesn’t happen at all this season – hate it). Casey also says he’s ready to find a woman who wants to be a mom. Make it through the first rose ceremony, bud…
#3: Chris S., 28
Hometown: West Hollywood, California
Profession: Commodities Broker
Now to me personally, he just looks d****y. Also, his hair is just leaving me a whole h*** of a lot to be desired if you ask me. Okay, enough about this appearance….why is Chris S. on this list? While he prides himself on falling in love with a woman on the inside rather than on the outside, I think that that has the potential to make him a cocky guy on the show that no one wants to deal with….ever.
#4: Clayton, 28
Hometown: Eureka, Missouri
Profession: Medical Sales Rep
Okay, first things first, I have to point something out….does Clayton or does he not look like a massively tall giant just from this particular cast photo alone?! Anyways, moving on…I’m super beyond annoyed by one of the first opening lines within his cast bio: “…who has it all – good looks…”. Okay, stop right there, Clayton. Move along because we don’t have time for any cocky BS over here. Bye!
#5: Leroy, 27
Hometown: Dallas, Texas
Profession: Biomedical Ph.D. Student
Could Leroy start rumors? Maybe. Could he start trouble? Maybe. Could he be Michelle’s chosen man? Hmm…I don’t think so (in this very moment before the season even begins). He’s a Ph.D. student, and just by his looks and smug smile alone, he looks like he knows that he’s smart, but also that he wants everyone else to know that he’s smart as well….ugh already. Just ugh.
#6: Ryan, 30
Hometown: San Jose, California
Profession: Environmental Consultant
First of all, there’s just something about Ryans and the name Ryan that I just don’t like and can’t stand…Anyways, again…moving on. He’s a list creator for legit anything and everything that he does in his life, according to his cast bio. That being said, does that mean that he’s the ‘homework guy’ from the promotional commercials (no spoilers over here)? We shall see, folks, we shall see…
#7: Will, 28
Hometown: Grand Rapids, Michigan
Profession: Academic Interventionist
While he looks like a playful goof in this particular cast photo, I just think that Will almost just even merely looks like he knows more than all of the other men combined and that he’s also got a lot to prove to them as well. Ugh again already…Anyways, he claims within his cast bio that he’s tired of being the only single guy left in his friend group. What does that mean for his intentions here?!