The Bachelor Season 25: Forgettables
I’m sure they’re all great, but there are just too many women to keep track of. These are the ladies who you look at during the Women Tell All and say, “Uhhhh WHO? HOW many weeks was she there?”
24. Victoria (1,000,000-1)
Spoiler alert, V*ctoria was in the preview for next week’s episode, so we know she’ll get a rose, which is truly incredible. I really try not to judge these people because God knows, I’d absolutely fold under the pressure of being on this television program, but V*ctoria is the worst. She’s just mean. She’s causing drama to cause drama. She walked into this thing knowing that she had no shot and that her only way to get screen time was to create chaos. It’s so apparent to me that she doesn’t have any intention of trying to win Matt’s heart and it’s a disservice to the show. Shame on production for allowing her to continue to act this way and giving her the time of day. We get it, people are talking about her, I’m even writing about her right now, but it’s ridiculous. Let’s move on!
23. Alana (100-1)
I have
22. Sydney (50-1)
no clue
21. Serena P. (50-1)
who these
20. Illeana (50-1)
people
19. Kaili (50-1)
are.
The Bachelor Season 25: Globetrotters
While there’s obviously not going to be international (or domestic) travel this season, these ladies would be on the fringe of making it to an ~exotic destination if The Bachelor Season 25 was filmed in COVID-free times.
18. Serena C. (40-1)
I’d just like to point out that Serena C. might be the best dressed person on the program. She hasn’t gotten much air time and I don’t know anything about her and I have nothing to back this up, but I just remember her having great outfits. I’ll try to do more diligence as the season progresses. Also just note that I am in no way, shape, or form qualified to make that statement about her being best dressed, but it’s my blog post and I’ll do what I want.
17. Pieper (40-1)
16. Kristin (30-1)
15. Marylynn (30-1)
Marylynn shot up from the 19 slot in last week’s rankings. She moved up from Forgettable to Globetrotter. If not for a person who I will not name, she would be higher in the rankings. Matt seems to really like her, I mean so much so that production went out and got her an orchid and gave it to him and told him to give it to her he went to the flower store and got her an orchid! So cute! But too bad for Marylynn, because she got into it with V*ctoria (sorry I had to say her name) and once you get into it with the early-season villain, you have no shot.