The Bachelorette Season 16: Forgettables
I’m sure they’re all great, but there are just too many men to keep track of. These are the guys who you look at during the Men Tell All and say, “Uhhhh WHO? HOW many weeks was he there?”
16. Kenny
I really
15. Brendan
do not
14. Jay
have anything
13. Jordan C.
to say
12. Ed
about these
11. Zac C.
six men.
The Bachelorette Season 16: Paradise All-Stars
These guys won’t be winning it all, but they’ll be sure to make a splash (lol, get it?) in Paradise.
10. Blake Moynes
I’m not sure why, but I’m getting some Ben Zorn kind of vibes from Blake Moynes. I think he’s going to do well in Paradise. I’d just recommend that he not mention his affinity for his dog at every opportunity.
9. Chasen
I think Chasen is going places. Last week, I said that he has a chance to be the next Tyler C. I still believe that. He had a little hiccup when he referred to women as “females,” but I think he meant well. I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt. He just has this demeanor about him that I think will take him deep with Tayshia. If things don’t work out there, I bet he’ll be a hot commodity in Paradise.
8. Ivan
I’m honestly not sure that Ivan has even appeared on-screen since the first or second episode. The only two things that I remember about him is that he’s an aeronautical engineer and that he plays chess. Seems like a chill dude. Maybe if we didn’t focus so much on Dale, we’d get to know Ivan a bit more if you catch my drift (aeronautics, get it?).
7. Jason
Jason seems to be a big goofy teddy bear. He’s also a Vermonter, so we know he’s a salt of the earth type guy. My only concern for Jason is that he looks like he may be a bit of a loose cannon in the previews for next week’s episode, so I’m hoping that he keeps it together. He gives me real Cameron from Love Is Blind vibes, and I think that bodes well for him.
6. Joe
Justice for Joe. This man deserves more screen time. I will die on the hill defending this man until proven otherwise. Aside from like, not the best haircut I’ve ever seen, this guy seems like he has so much to offer! He’s handsome! He’s an anesthesiologist! That’s all I’ve got! Thanks, Dale! Get this man on my television, stat (he’s a doctor, get it?)!
5. Demar
Demar seems like he has a great personality. His man-date with Bennett still remains one of my favorite parts of this lackluster season. I’m not sure that he’s ready to settle down based on the small sample size that we’ve seen. Kidding, I don’t know anything about him because his name isn’t Dale, but he is 26 and I’m going to go out on a limb and say that he has more life to live before a wife and kids, which makes him a prime candidate to crush it this summer.
4. Ben
If Matt James weren’t already the Bachelor and if Mike Johnson (still not over it, sorry @ Matt) didn’t exist, this man right here would be my choice. I say that knowing literally nothing about him because Clare only speaks to Dale or about Dale. I feel like we’ve been robbed of learning about some of these men and it’s just not right. I get it, Clare likes Dale. I’m happy for her. I’m happy for him. But like maybe let’s spend some time trying to see if there’s something there with the other men? Isn’t that the whole point of the show? If you’re going to fall for the first guy to be nice to you maybe just try Paradise or Winter Games again? I don’t think you needed to come on The Bachelorette to find Dale. Like Clare, I get it. He has nice pants—oh shoot. I’m doing that thing that Clare does. Talking about Dale and only Dale. Sorry, Ben.
3. Riley
Riley just keeps it real and you just need that on this show. He’s unapologetically himself and he won’t let anyone else speak for him. He’s also has a new A-List friend after Tyler C. slid into his DMs last night. A friend of Tyler C.’s is a friend of mine. I rest my case on Riley (he’s an attorney, get it?). Ok, I’ll see myself out.