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The Bachelorette Season 16: Bachelor Odds after Week 3

By Bachelor Bob

THE BACHELORETTE - "1603" - Clare attempts to keep her journey to find everlasting love from careening off the rails this week. Yosef is particularly determined to confront the unsuspecting Bachelorette on a number of issues - only to have Clare heroically stand up to him. Former Bachelorette DeAnna Pappas pays a surprise visit to get the lowdown on Clare's guys. Things go awry when Clare decides to have an extended after-party with eight of the bachelors. Tensions mount when the men realize what is really going on. Zach J. is excited about his individual spa date with Clare, but his inability to relax might end in disaster. Comedy favorite Margaret Cho makes a special guest appearance to help some of the men prepare for a roast before a live audience, however, these suitors have something more devious in mind on "The Bachelorette," TUESDAY, OCT. 27 (8:00-10:01 p.m. EDT), on ABC. (ABC/Craig Sjodin)BRENDAN, JOE, BENNETT, DEMAR, ZAC C., IVAN, KENNY, BEN, JORDAN C., CLARE CRAWLEY, MARGARET CHO
THE BACHELORETTE - "1603" - Clare attempts to keep her journey to find everlasting love from careening off the rails this week. Yosef is particularly determined to confront the unsuspecting Bachelorette on a number of issues - only to have Clare heroically stand up to him. Former Bachelorette DeAnna Pappas pays a surprise visit to get the lowdown on Clare's guys. Things go awry when Clare decides to have an extended after-party with eight of the bachelors. Tensions mount when the men realize what is really going on. Zach J. is excited about his individual spa date with Clare, but his inability to relax might end in disaster. Comedy favorite Margaret Cho makes a special guest appearance to help some of the men prepare for a roast before a live audience, however, these suitors have something more devious in mind on "The Bachelorette," TUESDAY, OCT. 27 (8:00-10:01 p.m. EDT), on ABC. (ABC/Craig Sjodin)BRENDAN, JOE, BENNETT, DEMAR, ZAC C., IVAN, KENNY, BEN, JORDAN C., CLARE CRAWLEY, MARGARET CHO /
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The Bachelorette Season 16: Forgettables

I’m sure they’re all great, but there are just too many men to keep track of. These are the guys who you look at during the Men Tell All and say, “Uhhhh WHO? HOW many weeks was he there?”

16. Kenny

I really

15. Brendan

do not

14. Jay

have anything

13. Jordan C.

to say

12. Ed

about these

11. Zac C.

six men.

ABC/Craig Sjodin) IVAN
ABC/Craig Sjodin) IVAN /

The Bachelorette Season 16: Paradise All-Stars

These guys won’t be winning it all, but they’ll be sure to make a splash (lol, get it?) in Paradise.

10. Blake Moynes

I’m not sure why, but I’m getting some Ben Zorn kind of vibes from Blake Moynes. I think he’s going to do well in Paradise. I’d just recommend that he not mention his affinity for his dog at every opportunity.

9. Chasen

I think Chasen is going places. Last week, I said that he has a chance to be the next Tyler C. I still believe that. He had a little hiccup when he referred to women as “females,” but I think he meant well. I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt. He just has this demeanor about him that I think will take him deep with Tayshia. If things don’t work out there, I bet he’ll be a hot commodity in Paradise.

8. Ivan

I’m honestly not sure that Ivan has even appeared on-screen since the first or second episode. The only two things that I remember about him is that he’s an aeronautical engineer and that he plays chess. Seems like a chill dude. Maybe if we didn’t focus so much on Dale, we’d get to know Ivan a bit more if you catch my drift (aeronautics, get it?).

7. Jason

Jason seems to be a big goofy teddy bear. He’s also a Vermonter, so we know he’s a salt of the earth type guy. My only concern for Jason is that he looks like he may be a bit of a loose cannon in the previews for next week’s episode, so I’m hoping that he keeps it together. He gives me real Cameron from Love Is Blind vibes, and I think that bodes well for him.

6. Joe

Justice for Joe. This man deserves more screen time. I will die on the hill defending this man until proven otherwise. Aside from like, not the best haircut I’ve ever seen, this guy seems like he has so much to offer! He’s handsome! He’s an anesthesiologist! That’s all I’ve got! Thanks, Dale! Get this man on my television, stat (he’s a doctor, get it?)!

5. Demar

Demar seems like he has a great personality. His man-date with Bennett still remains one of my favorite parts of this lackluster season. I’m not sure that he’s ready to settle down based on the small sample size that we’ve seen. Kidding, I don’t know anything about him because his name isn’t Dale, but he is 26 and I’m going to go out on a limb and say that he has more life to live before a wife and kids, which makes him a prime candidate to crush it this summer.

4. Ben

If Matt James weren’t already the Bachelor and if Mike Johnson (still not over it, sorry @ Matt) didn’t exist, this man right here would be my choice. I say that knowing literally nothing about him because Clare only speaks to Dale or about Dale. I feel like we’ve been robbed of learning about some of these men and it’s just not right. I get it, Clare likes Dale. I’m happy for her. I’m happy for him. But like maybe let’s spend some time trying to see if there’s something there with the other men? Isn’t that the whole point of the show? If you’re going to fall for the first guy to be nice to you maybe just try Paradise or Winter Games again? I don’t think you needed to come on The Bachelorette to find Dale. Like Clare, I get it. He has nice pants—oh shoot. I’m doing that thing that Clare does. Talking about Dale and only Dale. Sorry, Ben.

3. Riley

Riley just keeps it real and you just need that on this show. He’s unapologetically himself and he won’t let anyone else speak for him. He’s also has a new A-List friend after Tyler C. slid into his DMs last night. A friend of Tyler C.’s is a friend of mine. I rest my case on Riley (he’s an attorney, get it?). Ok, I’ll see myself out.

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