The Bachelorette Season 16: Paradise All-Stars
These guys won’t be winning it all, but they’ll be sure to make a splash (lol, get it?) in Paradise.
11. Ed (20-1)
Ed seems like a fun loving doofus. He rolled up in a giant bubble and was later seen ‘bowling’ in it with Clare. Both times he exited the bubble/ball, I was shocked that his slacks didn’t rip. Kudos to whoever tailored that suit. Clare seemed to like his energy and I think he’ll be around for a while. He also looks like he’s pretty fit which bodes well for paradise.
10. Brandon (20-1)
I honestly only have Brandon this high because the entirety of Twitter is head over heels in love with him. I mean he definitely looks like Jimmy Garappolo, so I can see it, but he’s just so young.
9. Ivan (20-1)
I really like Ivan. As I stated last week, he’s an aeronautical engineer. He also plays chess and is apparently pretty good. The guy is an intellectual with a fun personality. Lots of layers that I hope we get to see in the coming weeks.
8. Chasen (17-1)
I think there’s *potential* for Chasen to be the next Tyler C. I don’t want to get ahead of myself, but his ‘limo’ entrance as a knight in shining armor was impeccable.
7. Zach J. (17-1)
I’m going to be honest, I’m not a huge Zach J. fan. I really didn’t like his limo entrance, in which he got down on one knee and opened up a box that had a farting man in it. I don’t think that’s particularly funny. He’s also 37. Aren’t we supposed to move on from the scatological humor once we hit high school? Give me a break, dude.
6. Bennett (14-1)
Oh, Bennett. What a character. If you look up the word snob in the dictionary, you’ll see a picture of Bennett. In his intro package, he talked about being a Harvard guy – say no more. Later in the episode, he rolled (lol) up in a Rolls-Royce. He got out of the limo wearing a tuxedo and a long white scarf à la Patrick Bateman in American Psycho. He followed it up by sipping on dirty martinis the entire night. This guy oozes arrogance and I would be shocked if it didn’t get him far. He’s the love child of James Bond and Warner Huntington III (from Legally Blonde).
5. Joe (14-1)
Joe’s goofy entrance as a love doctor and him sharing his fondness of origami with Clare was enough to lock this guy into the top 10 in my books.