The Bachelorette Season 16: Pre-season power rankings

THE BACHELORETTE - "1601" - Clare Crawley will finally embark on her journey to find her soul mate as "The Bachelorette" returns for its sizzling 16th season on a new night. After putting Juan Pablo in his place on the memorable, 18th season finale of "The Bachelor," and gaining a new sense of resolve and self-worth, Clare is more than ready to put her romantic disappointments in the rearview mirror and start a wild ride to find her happily ever after on the season premiere of "The Bachelorette," TUESDAY, OCT. 13 (8:00-10:01 p.m. EDT), on ABC. (ABC/Craig Sjodin)FRONT ROW: CHASEN, BRENDAN, JOE, JEREMY, CLARE CRAWLEY, YOSEF, GARIN, TYLER C., BLAKE MOYNES, ZACH J.MIDDLE ROW: JAY, EAZY, ROBBY, DEMAR, RILEY, ED, DALE, IVAN, TYLER S., JORDAN C., PAGEBACK ROW: BENNETT, KENNY, CHRIS, BRANDON, JASON, BEN, MIKE, AJ, ZAC C., BLAKE MONAR, JORDAN M.
THE BACHELORETTE - "1601" - Clare Crawley will finally embark on her journey to find her soul mate as "The Bachelorette" returns for its sizzling 16th season on a new night. After putting Juan Pablo in his place on the memorable, 18th season finale of "The Bachelor," and gaining a new sense of resolve and self-worth, Clare is more than ready to put her romantic disappointments in the rearview mirror and start a wild ride to find her happily ever after on the season premiere of "The Bachelorette," TUESDAY, OCT. 13 (8:00-10:01 p.m. EDT), on ABC. (ABC/Craig Sjodin)FRONT ROW: CHASEN, BRENDAN, JOE, JEREMY, CLARE CRAWLEY, YOSEF, GARIN, TYLER C., BLAKE MOYNES, ZACH J.MIDDLE ROW: JAY, EAZY, ROBBY, DEMAR, RILEY, ED, DALE, IVAN, TYLER S., JORDAN C., PAGEBACK ROW: BENNETT, KENNY, CHRIS, BRANDON, JASON, BEN, MIKE, AJ, ZAC C., BLAKE MONAR, JORDAN M. /
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Paradise All-Stars

These guys won’t be winning it all, but they’ll be sure to make a splash (lol, get it?) in Paradise.

12. Blake Moynes (20-1)

Blake Moynes “loves the Ninja Turtles as much as the Ninja Turtles love pizza.” That’s an incredible line. I hope we get more detail about his Ninja Turtle obsession. I wonder what his thoughts are on Italian Renaissance artists. That’s the real test here.

11. Chasen (20-1)

Chasen famously looks like John B. from Outer Banks. He also swam from San Francisco to Alcatraz wearing only a pink speedo. Seems like a pretty interesting dude, but I still only put him at 20-1 to find the treasure (lol, get it?).

10. Kenny (20-1)

Kenny works out with his dad every day. A family man. You love to see it. Need to hear more about his career as a boy band manager.

9. Yosef (18-1)

Yosef, 30, decided to share his love of Velcro sneakers as a child as one of his fun facts. I’m really not sure why I have him at #9. Is it too late to move him down in the rankings?

8. Zac C. (18-1)

I was going to try to make it through the article without making an age joke, but Zac C. still gets his news from the morning paper. That’s how you know he’s old enough for Clare.

7. Joe (14-1)

Joe loves surfing and although they’re not really allowed to go in the water during Paradise, I think this will work out in his favor. He’s also an anesthesiologist. The guy seems like he’s the total package.

6. Garin (12-1)

I can’t put a finger on it, but I really do think this guy is going to sweep Clare off of her feet, at least for a little while. His bio says that he “loves to get the party started,” so when it inevitably falls through with Clare, that will work out nicely in Paradise.

5. Ed (12-1)

Presented without comment: “Ed loves all-inclusive resorts.”