The Bachelorette Season 16: Pre-season power rankings
By Bachelor Bob
Forgettables
I’m sure they’re all great, but there are just too many men to keep track of. These are the guys who you look at during the Men Tell All and say, “Uhhhh WHO? HOW many weeks was he there?”
24. Riley (80-1)
23. Brandon (80-1)
Brandon has received some positive feedback based on his cast photo, but he’s young, “wore a lot of Ed Hardy back in the day,” and has a phobia of dancing. A literal phobia. I don’t think Clare will be too into it, unfortunately.
22. Tyler S. (60-1)
21. Ivan (60-1)
If you want to try to win the lottery, 28-year-old Ivan may be your ticket at 60-1. He’s my highest ranked guy who is 28 or under for three reasons: he’s an aeronautical engineer, a momma’s boy, and he loves Crocs.
20. Jay (50-1)
19. Jeremy (50-1)
Jeremy hates Instagram models – “both male and female.” I’m not really sure what you’re doing on this television program, buddy. I mean I guess maybe you’re here to find love but keep in mind that at an absolute minimum, twenty of the guys on this season will become full-time influencers and “Instagram models” after the show. If you hate Instagram models enough to call it out in your bio, it may be tough to make friends and stick around.