What it’s like to quarantine with Colton Underwood!

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(Photo by Jerod Harris/Getty Images for Tubi)

We’re all stir-crazy – thankfully, former lead Colton Underwood is here to help us out. In an interview on WMJX’s Morning MAGIC, we learned what life is like quarantining with Colton.

Ever wondered what it would be like to quarantine with your favorite Bachelor Nation member? If your top pick is Colton Underwood, you no longer have to wonder. Underwood called into Morning MAGIC with David, Sue & Kendra this week and indulged in a game of, “Who are you in quarantine?”

We all have our ultimate binge-watch list that is dwindling by the day. I’m sure I’m not alone in the overindulgence in snacks. Spoiler alert: If you’re a fan of watching Law & Order SVU in sweatpants, you’d fit right in at the Underwood residence. The three hosts gave Underwood a series of rapid-fire questions – this or that? Here’s what he divulged about his quarantining habits:

Tiger King or Law & Order: SVU marathons? Law & Order
Cheese and chips or cake and ice cream? Cheese and chips
Zoom dresser from waist up or sweatpants all day? Sweats all-day
Martinis on a Monday or cold beer on a Friday night?  Martinis (on a Monday??)
Coffee in bed or brisk morning walk? Coffee (he’s one of us)
Candles or fire in fireplace? Candles

Photo courtesy of Morning Star Farms
Photo courtesy of Morning Star Farms

Essentially, picture this: you wake up, scoff at the 5 AM runners and sip coffee in bed like a normal human being, assemble a cheese platter with a side of Lays, and hibernate in your favorite sweatpants, surrounded by candles, with Olivia Benson, Elliot Stabler, and Colton Underwood. Bonus points if it’s on a Monday – can we start a Cosmos with Colton segment? It’s a yes from me.

What I learned in this interview is that Colton has taste. SVU and a Gin Martini are absolutely two things I would gladly accept a rose from. Also, imagine putting a blazer on to sit in your living room – Colton nor I can relate. Though we have some shopping to do, as “everybody’s steppin’ their pajama game up.” Seriously, can I quarantine in my holey half-shrunk high school sweatpants in peace? When did quarantine chic become fetch?

To hear the full interview, check out his segment with WMJX’s Morning MAGIC here:

Were you shocked by any of Colton’s answers? Do you think his choice in television is…criminal? (Sorry, I couldn’t resist). Want to start a petition for Cosmos with Colton? Let us know your thoughts, and be sure to check out the interview!