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The Bachelor: Is Pilot Pete’s mom this season’s fence jump?

By WatchWithNeebz

THE BACHELORETTE - "The Bachelorette: Season Finale Part 1" - Hannah's love story continues in Greece as she still has an agonizing decision to make. Which of the three extraordinary men she is falling in love with - Jed, Peter or Tyler C. - will she send home? Find out on night one of the two-night, history-making, live season finale event, MONDAY, JULY 29 (8:00-10:01 p.m. EDT), on ABC. (ABC/John Fleenor)THE BACHELORETTE
THE BACHELORETTE - "The Bachelorette: Season Finale Part 1" - Hannah's love story continues in Greece as she still has an agonizing decision to make. Which of the three extraordinary men she is falling in love with - Jed, Peter or Tyler C. - will she send home? Find out on night one of the two-night, history-making, live season finale event, MONDAY, JULY 29 (8:00-10:01 p.m. EDT), on ABC. (ABC/John Fleenor)THE BACHELORETTE /
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“Sleeper girl”

A girl we have yet to see as a front runner on this season’s The Bachelor. My 3rd guess is that she’s talking about a girl we haven’t really gotten to know yet. This makes it almost impossible for us to guess.

Someone like Victoria P., Sydney, or Lexi. However, since these girls are sleepers at the moment it’s the perfect way to throw us off the scent. I suspect that Peter develops strong feelings for a girl who isn’t the Hannah Ann or Kelly of the competition. The best bet is that she’s talking about someone Peter has not connected too strongly with yet.

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A girl has no name

A strong possibility is Peter’s mom is not talking about anyone at all. That she’s just telling Peter to follow his heart and bring whoever he thinks is the right girl home. Maybe Peter’s mom is just making a generic statement and is just being really extra. Seriously, maybe she really is trying to get the Emmy for Best Supporting Actress in a reality show.

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Ashley P.

Alright, guys, the case is closed. I think it’s obvious that the girl Peter’s mom is talking about is not a girl at all, but a cow. I know you might be in UDDER disbelief but hear me out. Who else would get Peter’s mom so eMOOtional about?

While all these girls are trying to MILK as much screen time as they can, Ashely P. has been minding her own business in the background giving Peter the emotional support that he needs. She is an emotional support cow after all.

You may doubt me but it’s not un-HERD of for the show to surprise us like this. The reason his mom was on the brink of tears is that the STEAKS were so high.  Not to mention that despite being a cow, Ashley P. does not have BEEF with anyone on the show.  All she has are some really CHEESEY jokes from time to time.

She is straight to the point and doesn’t put up with BULLS**T. I know you might have a hard time believing me, but have I ever STEERED you wrong before? This isn’t a guess either, I did a lot of COW-culus to come up with this theory. The math checks out. Ashley P. is the mystery girl.

Next. Check out Peter Weber in this adorable commercial from 2005. dark

Who do you think Peter’s mom is talking about in the mysterious promo for The Bachelor? Give us your theories in the comments below! 

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