More big group dates and an extra outfit change on Monday night’s episode of The Bachelorette means more fashion to tear apart!
We had two group dates, half of a one-on-one, a tailgate party and a rose ceremony for our men of The Bachelorette to bring out their A-game style, and unfortunately not everyone scored a touchdown.
Just take our worst dressed of the week, Cry Baby Cam, who went home after he pitched his sad saga of woe in a last minute effort to secure a rose.
For the Feel Women’s Pain group date cocktail party, Creeper Cam chose to bring back the 2000’s with a light gray hoodie worn under a blue suit jacket with green printed pocket square. He completed his “high school boy attempting to impress his crush” look with jeans and brown leather sneaker. We even got a glimpse of argyle socks!
Then at the Bachelorette rose ceremony Always Be Copying Your Dad’s Style Cam once again went the boring route with a navy suit, light blue checkered shirt, and red tie. Perhaps if you focused on your wardrobe more than your forceful, pity party display, you would be back to rap and make horrible puns for Hannah next week!
Runner up in the No Department this week goes to our other not-so lovable camera hogging hothead, Jesus Luke. I don’t know how to describe it, but everything this guy wears is boxy and makes him look like a pimp (especially with that chain he won’t take off) or like he’s going to prom. From his black jacket over white v-neck t-shirt at the group date cocktail party to his blue jacket with light pink shirt and pale blue pocket square at the rose ceremony, nothing Showers with God Luke wears helps him. I mean, his personality isn’t really doing much either at the moment….
Our winners on the Bachelorette runway this week are Tattle Tale Mike and I Kinda Forget About Him Because He Barely Gets Any Screen Time Kevin.
Mike came in hot to the group date cocktail party with red pants and a light blue shirt with a snazzy dark blue striped vest. Bold and definitely different than the rest of the pack. Then when it was time to kick it casually at the tailgate, he opted for a dark gray t-shirt, jean shorts, and white sneakers.
Even though he was safe at the rose ceremony, Make a Fool of Cam Mike rocked a gray plaid jacket with blue pocket square over a simple black t-shirt and was looking fine AF. Not mad that we get more of him hopefully for a few more episodes!
Keep Things Under the Radar Kevin stood out at the labor pains group date with a white short sleeve button up with black palm trees and pale pink shorts. Then he sexied things up at the Bachelorette cocktail party with a gray shirt that had a couple buttons undone worn underneath a black jacket. The dark trend continued at the rose ceremony with a black on black look that I’m sure was the cherry on top to seal his fate to remain for another week of attempting to find love. Because we know his huge amount of one-on-one time sure didn’t do the trick.
And so another week gone and with it my least favorite wardrobe, which is both great and terrible. Will someone step up and consistently dress poorly in place of Rapper Cam? Only time will tell.