The best and worst in The Bachelorette fashion: Episode two
Another season of The Bachelorette means another chance to play fashion police from the comfort of the couch! And some of our boys know what they’re doing.
Yes, we’re back with our weekly review of best and worst fashion moments from everyone’s favorite guilty pleasure trash TV, The Bachelorette! (Ok, you didn’t get our hot takes on the season premiere last week, but we’re here now!) Granted, the same navy suit five different ways is harder to critique than multi-colored bedazzled evening gowns and low-cut cocktail dresses, but once a judge, always a judge. We will persevere!
Starting things off with the best of the best and all I can say is John. Paul. Jones. Dude, for looking like you want to tie Hannah to a bedframe and leave her there (not in a sexy way), you crushed the fashion game this week.
Johnny Boy brought the casual style to the group pageant date with a navy button-up with bright pink and yellow flowers over a plain white T and jeans. Then he whipped out a camel with brown plaid jacket and navy printed pocket square for the group date cocktail party.
My man even looked amazing for the brief moment we saw him before Tyler’s one-on-one; straight rocking an oversized tribal printed tan cardigan. His rose ceremony date was a little meh comparatively, but John Paul Jones, I am picking up what you’re putting down.
Runner up on The Bachelorette this week goes to Tyler C. who spent the whole episode looking like a snack.
For the group date cocktail party, Tyler kept it pretty casual, which I would normally be against, but he looked so great that I’ll let it slide. His look consisted of a thick, gray, wool cardigan with brown buttons over a blue button-up with jeans and brown loafers. Basically, I’m waiting for him to swoop in and take me on his sailboat where we cuddle up and sip champagne while watching the sunset. That or we better be headed to his lake house to do more cuddling by a fire. Preppy, but also weirdly comforting. And much like the fast food nugget debacle later in the episode, I’m loving it.
At the Bachelorette rose ceremony, we had a gray suit with pale pink shirt, black tie, and black loafers, which BTW I am now all in on this footwear choice. Solid and it stood out from the blah dark suits. Tyler C., props to you.
Worst dressed this week goes to Country Boy Jed who I personally believe is taking his down South shtick too far. Jed decided on an all denim look for the group date cocktail party and the jean jacket was just too much for me. Very casual, very Nashville, and not the most attractive thing.
But the worst was his rose ceremony look: a khaki jacket with white shirt and pants, and a hunter green tie/pocket square. My first reaction was that he looked like a golf course. Like, literally the ground with sand traps and greens.
Also, Jed, why are you dressing like you’re a groomsman at a summer wedding with haybales for seating and mason jar glasses drowning in burlap? We get it, you’re all country, but I don’t need that fact shoved down my throat with everything you wear on The Bachelorette.
Almost equally as bad this week was no one’s favorite wannabe rapper, ABC Cam. Is my disdain for his wardrobe associated with my disdain for literally everything else about him? Perhaps, but he’s also not doing himself any favors.
Although he didn’t officially get the date invite, Cam chose to party crash wearing the most boring bro outfit of all time; the blue button-down tucked into jeans. His brown leather boots were a little more exciting, but overall I’m sleeping on both your style and your terrible verses.
For our rose ceremony and chicken throwing evening, Cam opted for a charcoal gray suit with light gray shirt and no tie. A button or two was open on his shirt in an attempt to look cool, but it did nothing but increase his dad attempting to hang with the kids vibe. Cam, at least make your outfits better if you insist on sticking around this season.
And there you have it, our winners and losers for week two on The Bachelorette. Tune in next week to see if Jed gets above the Mason Dixon line and if Cam starts to dress for his age/single status!