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The Bachelorette: Every thought we had on the contestant preview vids

By Brittni Miner

THE BACHELORETTE - Hannah Brown caught the eye of Colton Underwood early on during the 23rd season of "The Bachelor," showing him, and all of America, what Alabama Hannah is made of - a fun country girl who is unapologetically herself. After being sent home unexpectedly, Hannah took the time to reflect on her breakup, gaining a powerful understanding of her desire to be deeply and fiercely loved. Now, with a newfound sense of self and a little southern charm, she is more ready than ever to find her true love on the milestone 15th season of "The Bachelorette." (ABC/Ed Herrera)HANNAH BROWN
THE BACHELORETTE - Hannah Brown caught the eye of Colton Underwood early on during the 23rd season of "The Bachelor," showing him, and all of America, what Alabama Hannah is made of - a fun country girl who is unapologetically herself. After being sent home unexpectedly, Hannah took the time to reflect on her breakup, gaining a powerful understanding of her desire to be deeply and fiercely loved. Now, with a newfound sense of self and a little southern charm, she is more ready than ever to find her true love on the milestone 15th season of "The Bachelorette." (ABC/Ed Herrera)HANNAH BROWN /
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In a new video, Chris Harrison gave us little tidbits on all of the new contestants of The Bachelorette. Here’s all of our first impressions, good and bad.

This year we got to see all of The Bachelorette contestants a little early on Facebook. As we are less than a week away from Hannah Brown’s season, the show is giving us the certified Chris Harrison sneak peek (video below). Here’s literally every thought we had while Chris Harrison introduced the thirty guys vying for Hannah’s heart.

Brian

A man of few words, huh? Introverts sometimes struggle during The Bachelor and The Bachelorette as the season lead tends to express feeling that they “aren’t opening up.” Will this hurt Brian?

Cam

Ah, a familiar face. His wave to the camera looks. . . enthusiastic? Sounds right in line with his rap during After the Final Rose.

Chasen

He’s one of TWO pilots on this season? Dang, Hannah, way to land a winning season of The Bachelorette.

Connor J.

Connor J. will come out of the limo “speaking the language of love.” Hey, foreign languages are a routine we’ve seen done before, but they often still serve to entice the Bach or Bachelorette. Remember how Bryan from Rachel’s season (the winner, btw) wooed her with a little foreign tongue?

Connor S.

The first multiple name!

Chris Harrison points out that Hannah liked his intro on After the Final Rose. Does that mean he’ll fare well this season and be the last Connor standing?

Daron

Apparently this guy has a hard time finding an entrance to the Bachelorette mansion? Fingers crossed for a gif-able night one moment.

Devin

Ah, naive us. We thought that the virgin jokes would die with Colton’s season, but apparently Devin is bringing one back on night one. Will he also bring a dead horse to beat for Hannah?

Dustin

This is the second guy to tap the “screen” by Chris Harrison. This could. . . get old fast.

Garret

A home state boy for Hannah Brown! Chris Harrison joked that picking Garret would feel like the ultimate irony, but it’s worth pointing out that traditionally those who remind a season lead of their home have fared well.

Grant

Grant simply put “unemployed” as his occupation. And you know what? It feels infinitely preferred to all the so-called models who have graced our screens over the past several years.

Hunter

He’s a pro surfer. Sounds like we already know what his hometown date would look like.

Jed

Chris says that Jed is “the guy with the guitar” that we always see on The Bachelorette. Anyone keeping a Bach Bingo game going out there? We’ve already knocked off “foreign language intro” and “musical intro.”

Joe

WE HAVE A WINNER! A third man tapping the fake screen next to Chris Harrison. Sigh. What a winning bunch, Hannah.

Joey

Omg, not even kidding, he’s tapping the screen, too. Can we turn this into a drinking game?

Apparently this guy has got “baby on the brain” on night one. That’s a bold way to introduce yourself to the Bachelorette!

John Paul Jones

Oh yeah, this guy has his full name listed as his occupation, too. I’m going to enjoy him. Bonus points: Dawson’s Creek hair. I can already smell Bachelor in Paradise on this guy and he hasn’t even said a word yet.

Jonathan

He’s a pizza delivery guy with a special delivery on night one. Honestly, if he brings the pepperoni then he might just score some points with Hannah for helping her through that notoriously long and draining first night.

Kevin

Apparently Kevin came to The Bachelorette having “done his research” on Hannah. So I guess you can escape the dating apps but not the guys who will stalk through your online profile?

 Luke P.

Chris chose Luke P. to point out that this season will bring the drama. Keep an eye on this one, guys.

Luke S.

Nick Viall 2.0. I definitely see it, Chris Harrison. Hopefully this guy won’t bring quite as much drama as his counterpart.

Matt Donald

We’ll “think his tractor’s sexy.” Is he coming in with a tractor? Add that one to the Bingo card: contestant rolls up in a ridiculous vehicle.

Matteo

At this point I’m keeping a mental pool of all the men who tap the screen.

Matthew

His occupation is “car bid spotter.” That’s a unique one for The Bachelorette, with not even Chris Harrison knowing what it is. Hopefully he’ll stick around long enough to explain?

Mike

Apparently Chris is a big fan of this dude and so is Hannah. We might want to keep an eye on “Big Mike.”

Peter

Pilot #2 proves his uniqueness by being yet another screen tapper. Apparently he’ll be coming to night one in his uniform, though, and we can definitely stan that.

Ryan

“Roller boy” gets a “Roll Tide” from Chris Harrison. Could he be cashing in on Hannah’s Alabama roots? She definitely loves where she’s from.

Scott

Oh shoooot. Chris asked “Is everyone here on this show for the right reasons?” Could Scott have—gasp—a secret girlfriend or a desire for fame?!

Thomas

(Hopefully?) Our last screen tapper of the video. But he’s a pro basketball player, so that’s fun.

Tyler C.

Chris’ man crush, minus his salmon suit. Will Hannah Brown also fall for the charm? Sounds like his ego might get in the way.

Tyler G.

Tyler G. has a difficult name to pronounce. But hey, if we can make it through Garrett Yrigoyen, we can figure this one out.

Next. The Bachelorette reunion special: Twitter has a LOT of Nick Viall jokes. dark

Will you be watching the premiere of The Bachelorette? You can catch the series return on Monday, May 13.

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