The masses have taken to Twitter once more to react to The Bachelor. Here are some of the best Tweets we saw popping up during After the Final Rose.
It’s super sad to put in writing, but we have to report that Colton Underwood’s season of The Bachelor has finally come to a close. We were pleasantly surprised to see that the season was just as dramatic as Chris Harrison always promises it will be. The finale was full of twists and turns.
Thankfully, the good people of Twitter brought their best game and roasted the heck out of what has been a truly baffling but exciting season ending.
As you might expect, things weren’t looking good in Bachelor Nation as we inched closer to the finale. Everyone was weighing in on the Cassie/Colton drama.
If Cassie comes out with Colton tomorrow & they are a couple.. I’m gonna be thoroughly confused. #thebachelor pic.twitter.com/SWwDw0A48q
— Raven Gates (@ravengates) March 12, 2019
And yet, when Colton reconciled with Cassie absolutely 0% of us were surprised. Just like that, The Bachelor crew packed up and headed out to Spain to introduce the Queen of Wishwash to Colton’s family.
What Colton said: “i want you to meet my family in Spain.”
— Diggy Moreland (@diggymoreland) March 13, 2019
What Cassie heard: “2,000 more free miles, waterfall showers, and all the wine I can drink.” #thebachelor
Yep, it was definitely as awkward as you’d expect. Virginity jokes were made and The Bachelor fans everywhere were freaking out.
WHO FAKES THEIR FAMILY OUT THAT THEY LOST THEIR VIRGINITY TO THE RAUCOUS LAUGHTER OF SAID FAMILY AHAHAHAH I am crawling under my couch to die from #secondhandembarrassment #TheBachelor
— Michelle Collins (@michcoll) March 13, 2019
Eventually, the two (sort of?) love birds left Colton’s family and headed off to scale a cliff together. It was shockingly underwhelming, considering the fact that Cassie was the only contestant left for The Bachelor to spend date money on.
Don’t think Twitter forgot the real adrenaline MVP.
You know who wouldn’t be nervous about rappelling down that cliff? #thebachelor pic.twitter.com/sSIJDKRu6w
— Katie Russo (she/her) (@RussoKatie) March 13, 2019
After that, there was only one place left for Colton and Cassie to go. That’s right! Hannah G. never got her Fantasy Suite date but Cassie got to get hers late.
Virginity jokes. Virginity jokes everywhere.
The Bachelor producers leaving the fantasy suite : #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/ksQfiulRQQ
— the one and only MVP (@thebachelormvp) March 13, 2019
Cassie and Colton went on to have their interview with Chris Harrison (spoiler alert: they’re still not going to talk about his V-card), but the really exciting moment of the episode was when the Bachelorette was FINALLY announced.
Hannah Brown is your new leading lady! And, no shocker here, reactions were mixed but hilarious.
I had this screenshot from Women Tell All ready for this moment #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/xqHoYB6Mwh
— The Rose Ceremony 🌹 (@bachceremony) March 13, 2019
I’m pumped on this decision. I think Hannah B will be authentic and endearing. She will be insecure in relatable ways, and I am rooting for her.
— Kaitlyn Bristowe (@kaitlynbristowe) March 13, 2019
So. Hannah B finally beat Caelynn. #Thebachelorfinale #bachelorette #hannahbeast pic.twitter.com/H4qzOmTZfg
— BachelorConfessions (@TheNextBachelor) March 13, 2019
Judging by how long it takes Hannah B. to answer each of these softball questions, guessing each ep of The Bachelorette next season will be 3.5 hours long
— Michelle Collins (@michcoll) March 13, 2019
What do you think, fans? Was this season of The Bachelor a total win or a total loss? Will Hannah B. make a good Bachelorette? Whatever, y’all: Roll Freakin’ Tide.