The Bachelor episode 3: Twitter knows Elyse is too pure for this show

THE BACHELOR - "2303" - Yo, ho, ho and avast, matey! Eight bachelorettes perform in a spectacular live "Pirates Dinner Adventure" show, spilling over into an intense competition between two women, to capture ColtonÕs attention and affection. Elyse travels to San Diego with the Bachelor on what she thinks will be a romantic one-on-one date to the historic amusement park Belmont Park. Actor and former NFL football player Terry Crews ("Brooklyn Nine-Nine") and his wife, Rebecca King-Crews, coach a group of the women preparing for the "BachelorÕs Strongest Woman" competition, while Chris Harrison and iconic comedian Fred Willard offer their colorful play-by-play on the daunting athletic contest. The week ends with a pool party instead of a cocktail party, which reignites the cat fight between two enemies, on "The Bachelor," MONDAY, JAN. 21 (8:00-10:00 p.m. EST), on The ABC Television Network. (ABC/Rick Rowell)DEMI, COLTON UNDERWOOD, HANNAH B.
THE BACHELOR - "2303" - Yo, ho, ho and avast, matey! Eight bachelorettes perform in a spectacular live "Pirates Dinner Adventure" show, spilling over into an intense competition between two women, to capture ColtonÕs attention and affection. Elyse travels to San Diego with the Bachelor on what she thinks will be a romantic one-on-one date to the historic amusement park Belmont Park. Actor and former NFL football player Terry Crews ("Brooklyn Nine-Nine") and his wife, Rebecca King-Crews, coach a group of the women preparing for the "BachelorÕs Strongest Woman" competition, while Chris Harrison and iconic comedian Fred Willard offer their colorful play-by-play on the daunting athletic contest. The week ends with a pool party instead of a cocktail party, which reignites the cat fight between two enemies, on "The Bachelor," MONDAY, JAN. 21 (8:00-10:00 p.m. EST), on The ABC Television Network. (ABC/Rick Rowell)DEMI, COLTON UNDERWOOD, HANNAH B. /
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The masses have taken to Twitter once more to react to The Bachelor. Here are some of the best tweets we saw last night.

Somehow the drama just keeps creeping in to Colton’s season of The Bachelor. Pageant queens battling for the crown? Blonde babies attacking “cougar girls?” We were here for all the drama and so was the glorious Twitter dumpster fire.

On the Bachelor celebrity side of things, alum Evan Bass has really been on a roll lately. This is the third week where his coverage is absolutely can’t-miss.

Meanwhile, Bachelorette Becca Kufrin jumped in to comment on the now infamous Caelynn/Hannah B. feud.

Among us average joes, #Elyse was trending on Twitter as the gorgeous red head had a truly stellar first date with Colton.

She’s a perfect human being, but someone did have to point out the obvious: screaming kids running around all day is not the definition of romance.

And on that note, an athletic date isn’t too swell either. We would definitely have #suffered if we had to compete on Bachelor’s Strongest Woman.

Folks were also getting their tweet on when it came to the Caitlin goodbye. Poor girl shouldn’t have talked about those friends!

But, of course, the real joy came from the slew of fan tweets about Caelynn and Hannah B. May they live to fight another episode for our joy and entertainment!

And finally, here’s this haunting prediction:

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Who will survive the pageant queen cage match? Will Colton live to regret cutting Caitlin like she promised he will? When will the Bach realize that Elyse is way too good for him?? Only time will answer these important questions! Tune in to the episode next week and follow our Twitter live stream for all the best Bachelor coverage.